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The year was 1998 when a heavily pregnant Peter Funt struggled into a maternity clinic, lowered himself gingerly to a chair and proceeded to compare pregnancy experiences with the others waiting for their prenatal appointments. It was the stuff that comedy genius is made on but, alas, would get Peter cancelled (and probably sued!) in our super-woke, disgustingly PC culture today.
When I started watching Candid Camera playlists last week, it was simply to distract myself from the throbbing pain of having my wisdom teeth removed. I went looking for comedy…but found prophecy!
You’ll be shocked how many ridiculous scenarios invented for Candid Camera have now become mainstream “reality.” In the past, Americans caught in Candid Camera’s lair questioned the lunacy. Resisted. Kick up a fuss!
Now we’re expected to accept the exact same scenarios seriously and play along… with straight faces!
If you don’t think that’s true, just watch how these Americans reacted to their restaurant servers and fellow diners wearing face masks in 2014! They were weirded out and left in a huff. Seven years later, they leave in a huff if their servers and fellow diners DON’T wear masks.
My, my, my. How times do change!
“It’s for your convenience and protection.”
How many times recently have you heard the government say, “It’s for your convenience and protection.”
Peter Funt called: he wants his line back!
Safety, protection and convenience were the euphemisms Peter and his staff always used to sell unwitting Americans on all kinds invasive, unAmerican, inconvenient lunacy. From life vests being required to swim laps at the YMCA to having their 4-digit home address replaced by 9-digits, back in the 1980s and 1990s, Americans responded with, “But it’s not convenient. Safety be damned!”Now if you trot out the “S” word, everyone nods, falls in line and even thanks you for abusing them in the name of “Safety.” Say the word “Safety” around Michael at your peril. I dare you! Little whisps of smoke begin escaping his ears as he launches into THE LECTURE about Safety being used to Remove our Freedoms!! This Candid Camera scenario set in a movie […]
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